New Virus

There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive
WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO
NOT TOUCH IT.

This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact
with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest liquor store.
Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or
Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly
until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should share this with at least 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have
already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.